Step by Step Guide To The Ancient Burning Book Magicka

First step : find a really precious rare book that you love with all your heart (the contents of the book doesn't really matter, it can be a holy book, an unholy book, an i-ching guide to predict the future, a comic book about the wonderwoman (my preference), a science book or even if you like my blog, you can get a print, make it into a book somehow and use it... just remember that it must be your favorite of all time)


Second step : go to a natural environment surrounded with Plants (possibly entheogens like heavenly blue (IPOMOEA TRICOLOUR) flowers fertilized by holy cow shit), very old trees, mystical caves that lead to the underworld and shit like that...

Third step : Start a fire... Ok, I'm not going to explain to you how to start a fire, just read "how to start a fire for dummies" and don't forget to burn it afterwards...

Fourth step : Chant random shamanic shit like Hoohayama Hoolamama mooosiii la hu hu hu and spill a mix of grounded morning glory seeds, powdered holy cow shit and dried up masturbation remains in the fire... be very respectful, this is no matter of humor and be very careful because this kind of burning book magic is considered a very powerful art is not for the faint hearted...

Fifth step : Rip the book(s)'s page by page and throw each one gently in the fire while continuing chanting and dancing around the fire like a true hipster newagy shaman (recommended to do naked while filming your self and it wouldn't hurt if you send me the film specially if you have female genitalia which is considered very sacred in the burning book magicka, you can also ingest the vagina flower (Vaginilius Flowerus) but it is considered very rare)

Sixth step : Gather the ashes, blend them with some banana milk shake and ice cream and drink it with respect...

Now go to step one and repeat the process until you sense the presence of machine elves watching  you from the back while touching themselves inside out...

Don't remember the truth is simple...


It's :


Hoohayama Hoolamama mooosiii la hu hu hu
Hoohayama Hoolamama mooosiii la hu hu hu
Hoohayama Hoolamama mooosiii la hu hu hu






















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