Monday, July 02, 2012

The Scientifically Omniscient Computer Paradox!

Think about it, a computer with a one geobyte hard drive that stores scientific facts by scientists but has the unique technology that stores data beyond time (the fourth dimension or whatever). whenever you open it up it has all the scientific facts throughout history and beyond, kind of like an omniscient god, maybe a little less omniscient.


Now scientists stop working and researching because what's the point when there is an asshole omniscient computer which makes all their works obsolete... 






As soon as they stop researching and doing their stuff and become pot smokers dropping acid and shit, the computer stops functioning because it is dependent on the scientists to store their scientific facts on the hard drive. 






Now let's go back, the computer works beyond time and because in the future scientists stop working because of the computer itself, it only stores the information from the past.


Now imagine some scumbag group of nerds hiding the computer from the masses and still storing the data from scientific magazines or trustable resources so that they can have access to all the information throughout the time? that would probably start a fascist dictatorship.









If ignoring the possibility of the scumbag fascist nerd group, the computer simply becomes useless. SUCH IMPORTANT INVENTION becomes garbage because it only functions when scientists are doing their stuff... haha 


The first time I thought this through and shared it with my dad, we laughed our asses off for three days and couldn't forget how paradoxical the idea was. I think this idea says something about the nature of time... but I don't have the time or energy to think about it right now so I may post a follow up regarding what it states on the nature of time.








What do you think it is that the scumbag omniscient computer is trying to tell us about the nature of time?

No comments:

Post a Comment