Monday, July 02, 2012

The Scientifically Omniscient Computer Paradox!

Think about it, a computer with a one geobyte hard drive that stores scientific facts by scientists but has the unique technology that stores data beyond time (the fourth dimension or whatever). whenever you open it up it has all the scientific facts throughout history and beyond, kind of like an omniscient god, maybe a little less omniscient.


Now scientists stop working and researching because what's the point when there is an asshole omniscient computer which makes all their works obsolete... 






As soon as they stop researching and doing their stuff and become pot smokers dropping acid and shit, the computer stops functioning because it is dependent on the scientists to store their scientific facts on the hard drive. 






Now let's go back, the computer works beyond time and because in the future scientists stop working because of the computer itself, it only stores the information from the past.


Now imagine some scumbag group of nerds hiding the computer from the masses and still storing the data from scientific magazines or trustable resources so that they can have access to all the information throughout the time? that would probably start a fascist dictatorship.









If ignoring the possibility of the scumbag fascist nerd group, the computer simply becomes useless. SUCH IMPORTANT INVENTION becomes garbage because it only functions when scientists are doing their stuff... haha 


The first time I thought this through and shared it with my dad, we laughed our asses off for three days and couldn't forget how paradoxical the idea was. I think this idea says something about the nature of time... but I don't have the time or energy to think about it right now so I may post a follow up regarding what it states on the nature of time.








What do you think it is that the scumbag omniscient computer is trying to tell us about the nature of time?

Sunday, July 01, 2012

My Favorite Way Of Dying!

I just realized my favorite way of dying is getting eaten by a wild animal while candy flipping!


On Free Will Debate (part 4?) : The Final Comparison (I hope)

I think some unconscious impulse is forcing me to contemplate free will for so many hours with such force that I can't stop doing anything but writing about it. 


If we assume that free-will equals chaos (the neutral concept), then the only way that it's presence in existence makes sense is the big-bang. suddenly out of no where there is an explosion and BOOM 


A whole spectrum of infinite colors and sounds and aromas... (based on human experience) emerge out of nothingness.


What else can you call it but chaos? (again, the neutral concept or in other words a phenomena free from cause and effect and not the chaos advocated by the anarchist school of thought) 


So out of chaos was born order... the first cause created what we call the arrow of time and a deterministic world.


Now let's change our viewpoint to non-scientific child like curiosity :


Let's assume I have no information on scientific matters, haven't learnt words yet and can't deal with mathematical logic (Socratic Ontology)


I really tried but I can't do it unless there is some woods nearby I can go run in or take some peyote and wonder in the 11th dimension and act on instinct.


Ok, hang on a moment. let's analyze the possible outcomes of both free will and determinism : 



Determinism

Some people act smart
Some people act dumb 
Some people act violent and so on based on genetics, childhood influence, environment, biological interactions and unknown metaphysical influences

So if you define the self by free-will;

Nobody exists. only the big bang exists because as I said before free-will = chaos

If you define existence by being conscious 

Everybody exists and we are all the same, all one experiencing different bodies 

Free-Will

People choose to do good or bad things
Therefor part of the pain and pleasure in the world is caused by our choices
People are mostly in two groups : good and bad. and we all have responsibility for our actions.

What do you choose?




I AM THE FIRE!



I AM THE FIRE


If you're air... I'm gonna feed on you and make you burn or you blow me so hard I stop for a while but keep myself amused under the ashes


If you're water... I either make you fly or you're gonna stop me for a while until I show up at a different place, different time


If you're earth... I either melt you and transform you into a more pure state or you cover me... but that's just for a while... because I'm burning inside.


BECAUSE I AM THE FIRE!



On right and wrong... or DUDE you really have a nice butt!


You really think there is right and wrong?


I posted a nude picture of my self on facebook....


Reactions :


Number 1 : Dude, you really have balls to do that. Is there a god? Because I feel like you know something. 
Number 2 : Nothing Special.
Number 3 : Post a picture of yourself nude from the back.
Number 4 : You really have a nice butt.
Number 4.5 : I really like the picture of Fubbi Quantz on your wall.
Number 5 : You really have a small dick, you probably can't satisfy women.
Number 6, You : (fill the blank)


We determine what is right and what is wrong... now go and pretend to be a good or bad person because you're neither. 


YOU DON'T EVEN EXIST...


"You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist."
-Friedrich Nietzsche 








IT FEELS GOOD!

I took something about 60/100 Clonazepam pills 3/4 days ago. The amnesia doesn't let me remember when or how much but it feels good... for the third time/maybe more, in my life, I feel good and relaxed. I can be a jerk and not self-conscious and use my intelligence to fuck with people and have some good ol' sadistic fun. Hope not to have a shitty withdrawal... I'm receiving my pills soon so it's just the time in between that I'm worried to have a panic attack or something.


CHEECKEN BERGERS!

For some reason I though my dad raped me when I was a child which I found out as a false belief. I was looking for a reason for all the pain and because I couldn't find any, I created an illusion of being raped as a child... I may be raped as a child but it's not my dad I'm sure of after confronting him with the statement.


Maybe it rises out of my unconscious appeal toward pedophilia which springs out of my repressed inner child. it's a really complex phenomena... fuck it. I'm more childish than most people around me so why me having this bullshit belief? maybe because I'm too smart for my own god damn sake.


I don't know what's the phenomena called but I don't care because I'm over it and it feels good not to feel used. I however slept with my make cousin when I hit puberty but that's nothing... because I chose to. I needed relief, I'm not LGBT. Everyone's a little bisexual but I like pussy... maybe not that much. just as much to fuck a hooker once in a while.


I can't think of anything else while listening to "Dragonfly Across An Ancient Sky" by HELIOS... so